Why bother with a helmet?

Obviously traffic laws regarding texting differ from country to country

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Tyler Durden @ 420 Street?

Do Graphic Artists get stoned and watch Fight Club?  Never.




Great job Staples!

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perhaps Grumpy?

Ed:  I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?

Ed:  Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

Ed:  So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and THAT'S when the fight started . .

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Unaired SNL skit - Ann Coulter

I saw this one come through one of my feeds and had to laugh. Ann is a common target for good reason but I thought I would add in a real life clip for contrast.


Ann versus Al -

On a side note, I really look forward to the perspective that Al Franken brings. He is a tad long winded but will be very fun to watch. I wonder what is in the water in Minnesota. The same state elected this man as guv.

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My new favorite person from Texas - 88 year old Gladys Hardy

I don't watch any of the daytime shows and was hesitant to watch an Ellen clip but I must say that this exceeded my expectations. Gladys Harding is 88 and from Austin Texas. It takes a couple minutes to warm up but I found it to be worth it.. She is an absolute doll. I wish I knew her number, I would call her.

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Fun with passed out friends

This dude is going to have extremely dry eyes when he wakes up, painfully dry. I remember doing things to my friends when they passed out. There is something kinda spooky about the way his eyes just don't move.

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20 Hilarious Puns

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and
says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't
believe you," says Dolly. "It's true; no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

13. I went to a seafood disco last week ...and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f s h.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says," Dam!"

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good). A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.